Gambling Jokes.

Some of these jokes are ones to make you laugh or just think. The ones below are just that. They are cute and short, and all about gambling.

* What is the difference between a gambler and a lawyer?

A gambler may try to bluff, but a lawyer can get away with murder with it.

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Things To Do When You're Bored At A Casino.
1) Switch the chips around to the different games.
2) Put on rollerblades, and roll around taking the money off the table.
3) Walk by the slot machines with a bell and ring it, to see who jumps up in excitement.
4) Take a deck of cards, and put the joker cards back in.
5) Hide the ball to the Roulette Table.

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In the U.S. there are two cities where anything goes. That must be Las Vegas and Washington D.C. Both have the highest alcohol consumption, admitted drug addicts, and gamblers. The difference between the two is that in Washington D.C the alcoholics get into office, later have to face a panel to admit experimenting with drugs, but with their political titles no one really knows they are gambling away the budget.